OPEN RP POST

[mellzyvee]

Muselist!

Call out any've mine for any kind of rp!

Formerly talked about or otherwise and everything's up for grabs

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[myrules_myhouse]

[That is a very Derek type glare coming from a very Stiles shaped body directed at the other because nothing about this is funny or worth a laugh at all to him]

You're gonna hate what I've got planned until this is fixed, than.

[He's calling you out of shape but it sure doesn't sound like it, does it.]

[thewolffenrir]

[That has him raising a slight brow.]

And what the hell do you have planned?

[myrules_myhouse]

[There's a bit of a quirk of an eyebrow and a shrug]

Excercise.

[If Scott has any ideas on what they might include he can definitely feel free to confusedly give some kind of warning.]

[thewolffenrir]

I do NOT need exercise, thank you.

[There's a glare out of Stiles at that.]

Derek's going to ruin you, Stiles.

[myrules_myhouse]

I'm not going to ruin him.

[There's a sigh and eyeroll]

[thewolffenrir]

Suicide runs, Derek. Enough said.

[Stiles glares and gives a slight growl.]

We are not putting me on any type of runs.

[myrules_myhouse]

It'll be worth it by the time we fix this and he can thank me then.

[Shrug]

As it is, until it comes, considering this is Beacon Hills I was going to see if you'd be up for helping make sure he can control himself enough.

[Like Stiles isn't there for the moment because THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY?]

[thewolffenrir]

I will not thank you for ruining my body! Are you out of your little werewolf mind?!

[Scott just shakes his head.]

I'll help him with his control. We all will.

[myrules_myhouse]

You won't even feel the difference in a negative way.

[SIGH]

[thewolffenrir]

[There's a bit of flailing.]

Like hell I won't! I will know the difference, Derek!

[myrules_myhouse]

Then you'll be in better shape until we switch back.

[There's no changing this at all]

[thewolffenrir]

You do NOT get to ruin my body, Sourwolf!

[myrules_myhouse]

Don't worry, I don't plan to bulk up your scrawny physique. Just work on stamina and speed more than anything.

[thewolffenrir]

You're not working on anything It's my body, Derek!

[myrules_myhouse]

And you don't know how to fight. Swinging a bat at someones face in hope it breaks it doesn't count as fighting. So while I let Scott take out aggression on my form through training you in fighting and control, I'm going to make sure you've got a body that isn't weak to use what you're taught with.

[Of course he'll have to learn a bit more for how it's best FOR his body type to fight but that can come later. He's thinking about you in the long run!!! Let him worry!!!]

[thewolffenrir]

[That has Stiles making a slight face at the wolf.]

That's because I'm the HUMAN. The one you all go to for research! Or did you forget that part. So me and my bat do just fine, thank you.

[myrules_myhouse]

I- [There's a heavy sigh, putting his hands up]

Whatever. Fine.

[He's done with this he's getting a headache and all he was doing was being a concerned boyfriend]

[thewolffenrir]

[Scott shakes his head because the two of them are cute.]

Are you two quite done now? Besides, it'll do the body good.

[myrules_myhouse]

[That would be a look at Stiles that basically includes 'ha' before nodding]

I'm done, yeah. We need to figure out who could've even done this.

[GUESS WHO'S THE FRAGILE HUMAN, DEREK. YOU'RE BEING FORCED INTO VOLUNTEERING TO DO THIS.]

[thewolffenrir]

Means you're stuck doing research.

[This comes out of Stiles with a bit of a smirk.]

Means we'll all do research to figure this out.

[myrules_myhouse]

[And that's a glare being shot at Stiles]

Let's get to it, than.

[thewolffenrir]

Don't you glare at me. You're the one living under my roof.

[And wow... that sounded weird.]

Maybe I should make you both stay at my place till this is all fixed.

[myrules_myhouse]

I'm going back to my loft. If you want to explain to your mom why Derek Hale is staying at your house, go for it.

[There's a shrug. He refuses to stay at Scotts place mostly because it's not home in any way shape or form to him]

[thewolffenrir]

You're not going back to the loft either, Derek. My dad would come searching for me and he'd drag your ass back to the house. I'm going back to the loft. YOU'RE going back to my house.

[Unless they managed to convince John to let Stiles stay with Derek for a bit.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Your dad isn't stupid. He'd realize it's not you in this body the second he saw me. I didn't even leave your room until I was sure your dad wasn't home. Text him and say you're spending a few nights over here or whatever.