"You know that's true, car or human." Baby chuckles, leg already bouncing as he sits. And really, Dean, he has no idea how to be a human. Yes, the basic were probably your best bet.

"What?" He seems scandalized. It's all he's ever known and as far as he can remember, gas and oil are pretty damn good. "But Dean-"

"Why would people be touching me?" Whether it's better or worse that Baby isn't questioning Dean's authority on the who-touches-him matter, well, that's for Dean to determine. But Dean is his owner, as weird and not-legal as that sounded now that he was human.