Because some old assholes can't handle a glitterbomb prank.

[Alec made a face before rolling his eyes]

I'm not some Wonderlander, whatever that means. I don't even know any of you.

Yet you're the little shit on his third strike, probably. You wouldn't've run into some strangers house otherwise. You wouldn't still be here, otherwise.

[But now there's something coming to mind that's concerning to him. Namely because...]

Can two Alice's do the side by side thing?