OPEN RP POST

[mellzyvee]

Muselist!

Call out any've mine for any kind of rp!

Formerly talked about or otherwise and everything's up for grabs

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[myrules_myhouse]

You've gotta be careful when you're human. We can heal fast, but you've still gotta watch it just in case.

[thewolffenrir]

[He scowls slightly at that]

Why?

[myrules_myhouse]

Because raw meat can make us sick. Not for long, but it still sucks.

[There's a chuckle and small smile]

[thewolffenrir]

[That scowl deepens slightly. Hey, Stiles had said it'd probably be a hard process.]

I've never gotten sick from it.

[myrules_myhouse]

Then amuse me. Learn these basic kitchen skills and amuse me.

[The flattest tone]

[thewolffenrir]

Why?

[He wants to know and wants to know now. Sorry, Derek, your wolf doesn't want to amuse anyone.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Because would you ever really be able to get over potentially getting the fox sick because of what you got?

[thewolffenrir]

[He frowns at that]

He's not going to get sick.

[Try a different tactic, Derek.]

[myrules_myhouse]

[There's a sigh]

It's a backup. If you get hurt, you can at least still function even if it's not through hunting.

Besides, I don't wanna wake up sick.

[thewolffenrir]

You won't get sick.

[It comes out a soft growl, arms over his chest.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Alright, fine. There are things that knowing will make easier. You might hate admitting it but I know you can be lazy.

[thewolffenrir]

I am not lazy.

[The wolf makes a face at that. We're sure, right now, Stiles would be amused if he were separate from the wolf.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Then there'll be times you won't want to leave mine or the fox's side. When times like that come up and we can't or don't want to go out, cooking or using the kitchen is the next best thing.

[thewolffenrir]

What if we don't want to cook at all?

[It was a very valid question]

[myrules_myhouse]

Sandwiches. Stiles and I'll make sure things are stocked up in the kitchen for use.

[thewolffenrir]

[The wolf makes a slight face at that.]

Okay.

[Even if he really wanted nothing to do with cooking.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Even if you don't actively make something and just pick and choose from the fridge, that's fine. I'm not going to show you anything even close to showy. Most challenging you'll have to do is this.

[For the example, he's turning the stove on for a second before turning it off, giving a shrug.

Meanwhile watch the Stiles to Fox lesson be basically "When we're not around, this is how you cook" "ohgod"]

[thewolffenrir]

[He watches his human closely and cants his head before moving closer. The wolf can feel the heat once he's close enough. Derek just has to make sure the wolf doesn't touch it.]

[myrules_myhouse]

[That was why he turned it off after showing it]

We're starting with sandwiches first. Something easy that you don't have to be too worried about taking too long.

[There's a shrug, leaning against the counter with his arms crossed over his chest. The stove had gotten warm, but not too hot.]

[thewolffenrir]

[He's not sure what to make of it but gives a nod.]

How do we do that then?

[myrules_myhouse]

[And he'll give a basic tour of the kitchen and go through how to make a sandwich. With roast beef because it's readily available.]

[thewolffenrir]

[He cants his head slightly.]

Why do you do that?

[myrules_myhouse]

It's easy to hold and eat one handed.

[There's a shrug]

Look, you can take what I show you and use it, or leave it. I'll probably just make some food for you two just in case that you can just eat whenever if you don't want to hunt for whatever reason.

[thewolffenrir]

[We're pretty sure that whatever else was going to be said, isn't. Those eyes change from that steel blue back to their natural color.]

What the hell are you doing, Derek? You're meant to be teaching him how to COOK. Not just make sandwiches.

[myrules_myhouse]

Oh, I didn't realize you wanted me to get thrown right into the fire. If that's the case, let me go find some complicated recipes.

[Sarcasm is the language right now, yes.]

Start small, work up. That's what I'm doing. You think you can do better?

[Because he can take a backseat to this if that's the case. He has no problems with that.]