OPEN RP POST

[mellzyvee]

Muselist!

Call out any've mine for any kind of rp!

Formerly talked about or otherwise and everything's up for grabs

Comments

[thewolffenrir]

You do NOT get to ruin my body, Sourwolf!

[myrules_myhouse]

Don't worry, I don't plan to bulk up your scrawny physique. Just work on stamina and speed more than anything.

[thewolffenrir]

You're not working on anything It's my body, Derek!

[myrules_myhouse]

And you don't know how to fight. Swinging a bat at someones face in hope it breaks it doesn't count as fighting. So while I let Scott take out aggression on my form through training you in fighting and control, I'm going to make sure you've got a body that isn't weak to use what you're taught with.

[Of course he'll have to learn a bit more for how it's best FOR his body type to fight but that can come later. He's thinking about you in the long run!!! Let him worry!!!]

[thewolffenrir]

[That has Stiles making a slight face at the wolf.]

That's because I'm the HUMAN. The one you all go to for research! Or did you forget that part. So me and my bat do just fine, thank you.

[myrules_myhouse]

I- [There's a heavy sigh, putting his hands up]

Whatever. Fine.

[He's done with this he's getting a headache and all he was doing was being a concerned boyfriend]

[thewolffenrir]

[Scott shakes his head because the two of them are cute.]

Are you two quite done now? Besides, it'll do the body good.

[myrules_myhouse]

[That would be a look at Stiles that basically includes 'ha' before nodding]

I'm done, yeah. We need to figure out who could've even done this.

[GUESS WHO'S THE FRAGILE HUMAN, DEREK. YOU'RE BEING FORCED INTO VOLUNTEERING TO DO THIS.]

[thewolffenrir]

Means you're stuck doing research.

[This comes out of Stiles with a bit of a smirk.]

Means we'll all do research to figure this out.

[myrules_myhouse]

[And that's a glare being shot at Stiles]

Let's get to it, than.

[thewolffenrir]

Don't you glare at me. You're the one living under my roof.

[And wow... that sounded weird.]

Maybe I should make you both stay at my place till this is all fixed.

[myrules_myhouse]

I'm going back to my loft. If you want to explain to your mom why Derek Hale is staying at your house, go for it.

[There's a shrug. He refuses to stay at Scotts place mostly because it's not home in any way shape or form to him]

[thewolffenrir]

You're not going back to the loft either, Derek. My dad would come searching for me and he'd drag your ass back to the house. I'm going back to the loft. YOU'RE going back to my house.

[Unless they managed to convince John to let Stiles stay with Derek for a bit.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Your dad isn't stupid. He'd realize it's not you in this body the second he saw me. I didn't even leave your room until I was sure your dad wasn't home. Text him and say you're spending a few nights over here or whatever.

[thewolffenrir]

My dad hasn't wanted me away from the house since I got back home.

[He does, however, text his dad.]

[myrules_myhouse]

Stiles, it's going to take all of five minutes in the same room with me before he finds out I'm not you.

[thewolffenrir]

Not if you actually y'know ACTED like me!

[myrules_myhouse]

There's no way I'm going to be able to act like you.

[Flat tone. Simple statement.]

[thewolffenrir]

You could if you tried!

[myrules_myhouse]

Completely different body language. I can't carry myself like you. I don't flail.

[If he'd surprised or woken up his reaction isn't "HSDUGIFDKJGD *FLAIL EVERYWHERE*" it's "*Get up and glare/fight*"]

[thewolffenrir]

Then you better start rehearsing.

[He stares at the text he gets back.]

Have to go by the house anyway.

[myrules_myhouse]

Still won't work.

[There's an eyebrow raise]

And why's that?

[thewolffenrir]

Really, Derek? CLOTHES. Those are needed, you know. He won't believe I'm staying over without change of clothes.

[myrules_myhouse]

Alright, fair enough.

[And a sigh]

[thewolffenrir]

So lets go do that. THEN we can find out who did this to us.